Sunday, December 20, 2020

Revue Reviews: Hoshiai no Sora/Stars Align (2019)

 An here we have it, the Wokest Anime. Proof that you can make Anime suck with a little whining. Yes folks THIS is that anime of legend that many Nerds, Weebs and Animation Enthusiasts fear would get made and it is Horrible. I propose a question can you make some of the softest, poorly written, and badly animated Anime look good? If you make a Anime like Stars Align stuff like that won't matter.



Episode 1

The first 24+ minutes and it's dull as Hell. We get introduced to Toma and Maki and their home and school lives. The Boys Soft Tennis Club is Declared Scrubs by the Fatass Student Council President and Our Beta heroes are trying their best not to cry. Some girl named Kadako thinks the Boys might not suck all that bad and Toma bribes Maki into joining his band of scrubs.


Random Notes

Can you make a Wobby Character More unlikeable than the Antagonist?


Most Unintentionally Funny Moment

Well it's a Tie between the Scene where Toma's mom waits on the older brother hand and foot (She talks to him like he's the Dad or something) just before she complains about having to "Live" with Toma...Or there's the post credits scene where Maki's Dad pays a visit and Bitch Slaps him for not making with the "Goods".


So far SO woke





Episode 2

In every progressive Show there's "Homophobic" Bullies, Yuta is about to learn what a Fag Drag is but Toma arrives to stare off the Toxic Males. After introducing the rest of the Losers in the Tennis Club they have an uninspiring run to make is perfectly clear that other than Maki and Toma this Team sucks...And Kadako agrees with me. We unfortunately learn Kadako is a Dirty Commie who draws shitty Yuri Art online, Also Yuta has a crush on Toma. After a Tutorial for How to hold and swing a Tennis racket, Maki pisses off just about all the losers with how cool he supposed to be and episode ends.





Random Notes

I HATE the End theme





Most Poorly Excecuted Scene Transition

It takes Talent to make a Domestic Abuse subplot look stupid but feel stupid but here we are.


We are 2 episodes in and I don't WANT to continue




Episode 3

I don't know why they didn't throw out Kadako for being a ungratful Freeloader and Maki is the Tennis "Special".  You don't believe me? They have practice matches to show where ALL of the show's budget went where He and Toma win 3 times easy. But it could be that the rest of the club members suck so it could be both. This makes TOMA MAD and he almost uppercuts his mom when he returns home. Back to Maki being Super Good at a sport he NEVER cared about, he figures that they might have to change their pairings to perform better. Some bullies show up to remind us this IS a Woke production. Itsuki (One of the short ones) finally does something interesting, Stands up for themselves but the animate the scene like it's a slasher movie. After getting a Stern talking to they resume the Soy in progress and Maki begs Toma to stay in this Terrible Anime.


Random Notes

They went OUT of their way to give Itsuki a interesting backstory but couldn't show the "scars" of his past


Most Lame Knockoff

This is what Prince of Tennis would FEEL like if you took away the Anime and read some Tumblr posts and found it "Deep". (Yes, Prince of Tennis is Better than this)


I think I Hate Maki Too...





Episode 4

So they Re-arrange the Pairs and because Maki IS the Special it works out. The Girl's Team looks at the inferior males with scorn for some reason. The Student Council returns to remind us that Fat people exist but shouldn't be main characters and this show is Gay. Rintaro (The Redhead that sounds like he's Everyone's Gay best Friend) has a Mom i guess. Kadako Needs to actually learn how to cook and I think this show doesn't like Boys/Men/Males but WHY did they make almost all the main characters male? After the Post credits scene Maki's Dad is Back!


Random Notes

It's GOOD to know that one Japanese Studio would depict their Law Enforcement is Powerless to protect the Whamen. 


Most Misandrist Point

Despite being Better at tennis and if would actually make them look good in doing so the Girl's  Tennis Team would rather let the Scrub Boys lose and laugh at them while doing so than help them improve. I guess in Bad Anime Women ONLY help women.


Someone thought this was a GOOD idea


Episode 5

Maki has to break it to Toma that his dad is what We call in the business An Asshole and Needs a new tennis racket. Some jocks show up to remind us that the main characters a Betas and Yuta IS Gay. Toma takes money out o his trust fund to flex at Maki's Dad or get him to lay off (threats are made...). A pointless scene happens that I'll discuss in the "Most" segment at the end. More Misandry occurs and Rintaro bitches that he sucks because he's either a bitch or his Mommy left him. Maki continues to look like a cunt and our dirty Commie Kadako tries to pretend she doesn't want his "D". They head to their Practice match (They set this up since the last episode but it REALLY wasn't that important) and Toma continuously shoves aside the Team's advisor be cause other than Shingo (The other Tall redhead) he's the least beta of the bunch. The Team captain of the rival team confirms that our protagonists ARE scrubs.


Random Notes

This show doesn't look too bad honestly but I feel like (and a lot of American cartoons do this too) the studio wanted to win an award but No one in Japan would watch this unless you paid them.


Most Pointless Cutaway

Remember that Fat Student Council President, The one that gets to dance in the shitty end theme as if she actually has any presence in the plot? They dedicated a whole scene to her and her COMPLETELY impossible lifestyle as a Fat heiress (I'm pretty sure any High Class Japanese Family wouldn't let her Reach that size). For a production that read the Woke manifesto even they didn't want a fatty to be a Main Character.


THIS show has "Fans"





Episode 6


More Tennis "Action" with three Matches, Taiyo and Nao botch it but make it clear they aren't the same scrubs from Episode 1. Atashi (The Rival Captain) getting a backrub the Biggest wussy on his team is NOT amused. Itsuki and Rintaro (Notice how I don't mention their opponents, other than THAT captain dude they are just bodies) out paly their cocky opponents. Tusbatsa and Shingo have maybe the most entertaining strategy of playing like Fratboy assholes by Yelling to throw off their opponents. They Lose but they managed to actually make me chuckle. Last up is our Leads vs Atashi and his Beta partner. The play for a bit and Maki figures out something before the episode ends.


Random Notes

If I didn't make it clear YES the Tennis parts (The Action beats of this Test of Patience) are boring. The bit with Shingo and Tsubatsa is kind of funny but this isn't a funny show out side of the misguided wokeness.


Most Sad Explanation

If it wasn't apparent why they have Kadako in the story it's because they had to have somebody else other than Maki not give a shit about Tennis to explain Tennis rules to.


Halfway done with this Mistake




Episode 7

The Match from last episode continues where Maki and Toma exploit their opponents lack of teamwork. It works for a bit until the guy Atashi cucks on the daily grows the minerals to actually try playing. Maki and Toma lose but just make their opponents work for it, Kadako is disappointed she can't finger herself later since they didn't get completely scrubbed. More nothing, and then the Team advisor rewards them with a Beta Brunch  at the beach. They go through a lot of effort to try and fail to make these losers seem down to earth. Atashi shows up to show that he was the ONLY reason they had those matches, so they can get information about some matches that will come up. It's very transparent since that was the second time the Team played Tennis in the show and no from their school interacts with them outside of mocking them or passively looking down on them. In the post credits scene Someone's parent snitched about...Something?


Random Notes

Is it weird that they made the sole Female character a Useless loser that acts like an Incel? Remember they took Woke notes and THIS is the show they came up with.


Most Wasteful Plot point

Like I said other than to have the characters play Tennis and Lose, that Rival team doesn't come back outside of the Captain. No rivalry or nothing





Episode 8

The Episode starts off with Nao getting yelled at by his mom for Still being on the crappy Tennis team. It turns out Nao's mom snitched (or made a complaint) about the Scrub Squad and they have to take a week off. They find out that their Next match is against some school with (wait for it...) a Black Bishi as their star player. The Gay Captain (I think his name was Yuta) comes up with a plan so they can spy on them because they Police (in Japan) won't prevent domestic abuse but they will arrest some kids for simply hanging around a school. Probably one of the most well known parts of this show happens where they ACTUALLY talk about Transgenderism and Non Binary crap. The even bring up some nobody character that is all about that garbage making it clear that they will make a character with a Tumblr bio as their sole character trait but they WON'T be a main character.


Maki and Yuta exit the room and later at the Train Station they reveal they look like random background characters that happen to be girl. Yeah they pull a crossdressing bit and it's NOT funny at all. Somehow Kadako is the Pointman in this plan and she manages to get the attention of and distract 3 other girls without her becoming a pan pizza (Maki and Yuta don't even get acknowledged). After they get their footage and save Kadako from the beatdown that should have happened the second she opened her mouth, they get some idea of what they might need to do in their next match. Their Advisor begs their Female counterpart for some assistance in training the Scrubs and you can tell she gets off watching this man squirm. Kadako pours her Commie Artist heart out to the same Guy in another scene and the episode ends with the another amazing post credits scene.


Random Notes

Golf Clap for the Super Progressive Trans/Non Binary scene


Most Unintentionally Funny Post Credits Scene

They frame it once again like a horror scene where Yuta's Mom catches him with girls clothes in a bag. Her delivery is SO cheesy I almost expect her to strangle him right there. Woke ain't Welcome in THIS Household!


Kadako the Biggest Loser of this awful Anime





Episode 9

Nao's Mom is Still being a cunt about him being in the worlds shittiest Tennis club and Shingo talks his parents into letting his little sister, Ann come to his Tennis match (and I'll admit the little one is adorable). More crap with Nao and something I noticed in this and shows like it I'll save for my random notes. Ann overjoyed to be there while the Girls Team has that same smug air of superiority about them...and it looks like Nao is having Nam Flashbacks or something. The Beta Buddies let Ann go to the bathroom by themselves and obviously they lose track of her. Nao finds her but pulls a dick move by locking her in the Nurse's Office while Toma and their Advisor (His Name doesn't matter) apologize to and I wish I was joking their Female Superiors. Maki, because he's the special figures that Ann is in the Nurse's office and the rest of the Scrub Squad join in on the Simping. They all have a laugh and the show a few seconds of Tennis before resuming the Woke in progress.

Most o the Episode is over and they setback Japanese males a WHOLE century. After trying to rationalize THAT we see Tsubatsa at home where I guess the concept of Tennis pisses off his dad. One thing leads to another and Daddy uses his ring hand on him and Tsubatsa goes down the stairs. He breaks his wrist and runs out like a Total Bitch. He makes it to Shingo's house and the take him to the Doctor to confirm he's a bi- I mean his wrist is broken. After the credits the waste time having him have a little cry about how his dad wanted him to play soccer but I'm out of Punkass Beta jokes.


Random Notes

I noticed that a LOT of woke productions go out of their way to make Male Dad characters occupations either vague or non existent. These dumb dumbs are So busy trying to tip the scale forgetting that Men won't simply "Go Away" there will be a lot of them around pissed and it will be their problem...


Most Confusing Motivation

If Nao "Really" gave a shit about tennis or doing his own thing why did he tell his Mom all that stuff and pull whatever that was in the episode? I would understand if she actually beat him like the other guy but what(?).


...This Show Hates Men and itself


Episode 10

More apologies bitching and bad line reads. Atashi is back because despite being "Better" than these scrubs he has NOTHING else to do. They run into the same guy in duplicate and these are the "Rivals" of the upcomming match. Rintaro gets some "Good" news about his mother and Toma has a "Moment" with his Mom. The spit they fire is amazing. Kadako finds out that twitter (or whatever the hell this is) hates Beta Men and almost everyone thumbs down her posts. Fatty is back and tells them they are doing okay and all they need to do is win once to not be declared Cancelled. Toma (like a bitch) defers to the Hefer and they find out they have an uphill battle in their shit tier show. Long story short they lose the first 2 matches.


Random Notes

I think Toma's brother and Mom ARE fucking


Most Amazing Outburst

Toma Really hates his Mother or She Really hates him. Too bad there is No explanation for this.


I'm going to slit my Wrists!



Episode 11

I forgot I had a Sub Copy of the episode. Maki and Toma have their match with the Black kid, Joy. After a lot of BS and flashbacks they Win and are Now STILL scrubs! Bu seriously they beat the Black kid so bad in that match he up and quits tennis so that's a little funny. Nao's mom has be calling him nonstop and gives Very rapey vibes. Atashi is still in this show for some reason and the Leads have another match with some randos. They win again and their next match is against the Twins form the last episode. Also Rintaro gets a call from his real mommy and like I joked in the last episode I think Toma's Brother and Mom are Fucking.


Random Notes

Even in Japanese this Show SUCKS


Most Boring Premise

11 Episodes and I don't know why they chose Tennis and mixed the Woke Rulebook in.


Just End Dammit...





Episode 12

Rintaro is trying to find his Real mommy and the match against the Twins is about to start. Atashi warns them that they're REALLY good as if that means anything. For the Last episode it is Less eventful than the previous since not only did they win against a tough opponent but the loss made them quit. Long story short they back the Twins into a corner but STILL lose. They get to keep their scrub club but the show is about to end. Slow clap started by the guy in the crowd with PINK fingernails. The credits run pretty early was Toma's mom ditches him for her brother (I'm Dead Serious), Kadako continues to get "Hate" online and Maki's Mother gets to visit the Hospital. It turns out Daddy paid a visit and gave her the Non Sexual business. Maki finally takes a stand for once and Stabs his dad and the show...is...over!


Random Notes

For an Unemployed Toxic Male, Maki's dad has a nice office with booze, a laptop and PC, a desk with several books. I take it that he was either a Programmer or a Architect like the mother. But nah, women have it worse. If a guy fails it's just the way things work...


Most Terrible End

Yeah it ends on a Cliffhanger and like any reasonable person that watches Anime believes this show deserves it. As a slice of life anime it is as cynical as the backstory of Lucy from Elfin Lied and it's not even a quarter as entertaining. I can't think of anything that worked that was put front and center. The Sport, one of the Leads had to be bribed into caring. The Characters, almost all of them are Losers in some shape or form and are checkboxes restricted by the medium of the culture. The Virtue Signaling, the "Body Positivity" and Trans characters are Glorified Extras. I thank you Japan for rejecting THIS garbage and making it clear that Anime and Entertainment go hand and hand.

Monday, November 23, 2020

Revue Reviews: Animaniacs (2020)

 


If you thought Soulless Reboots couldn't get worse here's the Classic Animanics with the Turd colored lens applied. After watch a crisp rehash of the 90's cartoon with Animation so strained I could FEEL the contempt on the screen, I finally get why PC gamers see Consoles as inferior (Everything is frames slower than it should). Almost 2 minutes is wasted with the Trio trying to capitalize off the first line of the show where not once has that every been a thing in ANY show. So...they head back to their Water Tower home which has bee rigged with a laser trap and a gross out gag (Gross out was Ren and Stimpy) and obviously it gets set off.


I'm with this lady this is BAD

After a brief encounter with Ralph the Guard who looks half dead on the inside he is STILL working here after all these years, the show becomes the Ultimate Boomer Segment to end all Boomer segments where the trio wonders what everything is (Remember their Lore is they were created in the 1930's but were TOO Zany to be used a regular characters and locked away with their various cartoons segments...they didn't question anything they saw in their hiatus). We meet a new CEO or whathaveyou who replaces the short pudgy guy from the original and of course they got to point out it's a woman now.

Yakko (Not Wakko) Eats her Tablet and gains 20+ years of back knowledge of what they missed leaving out that one time they were resurrected as Porky's relatives. Then he breaks out in song with all of the happenings of today. And they wonder why their money burns...

Next up is the Pinky and the Brain Segment and while they came up with an interesting visuals for duo, it like the Warners are fighting an uphill battle. It opens with pinky watching a America's Funniest Home Videos knockoff based around pet/animals in the late 90's when Brain decides to either invent the internet or assist in it's creation. This all takes about 22 YEARS. 

This was an L 22 years in the making



So..Now if you are familiar with the Pinky and the Brain bit THIS is the most time Brain has put into a plan to have it fail. He tries to become a viral sensation in 2020 while using an hypnosis app/filter to gain control of the viewers. This works but Pinky (get this...) shares another video from an unknown source with the SAME filter Brain used and it ruins the plan. I'm pretty sure you can't modify a video you don't have direct access to but then you'll tell me Pinky was running interference since the beginning...Okay "that" back then was better than right now.

How do you make these guys (and gal) NOT funny?

Somehow there is a part 2 to opening bit and I stopped and thought for a second "What could YOU do to make this episode Completely Suck?" and boom, they stop the show dead to validate this show's existence with a song. Going back to the point earlier about the whole lore of Animaniacs the reason why they were a thing back in the 90's is that they were locked away back in the 1930's but nothing like that was the case in the 22 years they were "Gone". They just showed up out of nowhere and didn't pay attention to ANYTHING while they were in Hiatus. And I know they are cartoon characters but the showrunners wanted to BE Meta, let's get Meta. For a big super Important "Reboot" like Rocko's Modern Life they did nothing with their step forward. 



A Perfect Visual for this Reboot



The Title characters froze directly after the Last frame of Yakko's Wish (The True ending of these Characters) and didn't move until a massive circle jerk occurred and some sweatshop animators got whipped into making this. They made an Episode where Pinky and the Brain did more than the Warner Trio and they expect fans to pay Hulu to watch? Good Job, I mean it. When this fails, I want to see these guys go out like Real champs and blow their brains out.



This worked back then because it was a JOKE they were Sellouts



Saturday, September 12, 2020

The Hill Netflix Dies On

 Revue Reviews:  Mignonnes "Cuties" (2020)

 




So...I figured the first Wrong Review I'd write here would be less um THIS but here we are. And what a Novel concept, let's teach a lesson by doing the worse possible thing. Oh yeah, Netflix plans to die on this Hill and I brought some rope, this is Cuties.

 

Hmm, no one that we can blame for this...yet


The movie starts with our "Hero" Amy (...Okay) seeing her life flash before her eyes. Then we see her and her home life with her Mom, and Brothers. She goes to worship or the Islamic equivalent and goes to school when this happens.



 

I agree with the Lady, what the Fuck, WHAT THE FUCK!!

 

These are the "Cuties" from the poster that crashed Netflix Stock. They are Dancers you see, I've been studying other languages and got an understanding of the undubbed parts of this Movie. One day, Amy sees something amazing at the laundry, a Dance? But Dancing is graceful and dignified, something is not right. Amy is Down because her dad is a No Show or something  and (shock gasp) is getting married to another woman.

 

 

So...Bad Islam, this will justify my actions in the future

The Next Day (I guess) Amy sees the Cuties at the store thoting it up for the cameraman. She finds them practicing their Trot-a-Thot Routine and gets shooed away.

 

 
Women Stick Together!



I don't know, maybe I would give up on hanging with the Jail bait Sisters but I'm not in this screenplay. Later after a Move (I think they Moved, it's Not clear) Amy trying on her brother's shirt gets this look...

 

 

There it is, the First Sucker Male to show up on screen. If this man turns up Dead, BLAME THIS MOVIE


 

While unpacking the little Thot in the making steals that Guy's Cellphone (You know so she'd have access to Social Media with her upbringing). Later at school the Cuties don't take kindly to Muslim girls and attack her for watching them (Sure, that camera guy helping himself is fine though). Angelica (the one with the glasses) tells them to lay off she's too square to get hoochie smacked.

 

 
Women...Stick...Together?


A while later (You can tell this is a film festival winner it's scene transition is seamless...) , Angelica is being chased by her brother and dragged Amy into the situation. Later that Night, Amy uses her stolen phone to send her audition head shots to the director. At School, she runs into the Cuties trying to snag a Dic Pic from another unfortunate sucker that will be thrown under the bus during the fallout of this movie's release. 



 
He is smart though because he didn't let her take the pic...Too bad he showed up for THIS movie.


After bonding with Cutie's Leader The Camera Ma- I mean Angelica, the let her film their Trot a Thot Music Video. This New world of the Thot makes Amy See all new things like Hoochie videos and staring at the asses of others during worship.

 

 Later that Night (or something) Amy's Mom lets her talk to her Father on the phone...She drops the phone out the window (Ungrateful bitch). The next day, Amy and the Cuties go out to meet 3 more men that will probably hang themselves because they showed up for this Movie. Later the other Black Cutie (I don't know their names) does he best Kirby impression with a condom and they all freak out and wash her mouth out with soap. Later at the Fat Cutie's house they infiltrate some poor guy's live stream or something. Angelica screws the pooch and turns on the Camera and they get told off and the all get mad at Fat Cutie.

 

Later at School they want to drop Fat Cutie but the don't have enough Thots to Trot. Fat Cutie gets all up in Angelica's business and they have a Falling out with Fat Cutie.



Oh this Guy is SO Dead

 

After that mess, Amy tells Angelica that she can replace that other girl and be their Phat Cutie. After an uncomfortable montage with the kids (Yeah Defenders of THIS Movie they're KIDS) they advance their routine from "Slightly Troubling" to "The Feds are Outside". But hey, maybe I'm just TOO dumb to get this eh Netfix. Later we get more "Bonding Time" with Amy and  Angelica. It turns out that Angelica's parent's don't much like them there Thots. 


 I bet that "Award" they won is Still Sticky


The Next day Amy becomes a Muslim Woman when she learns he has to prepare and Cook for her Father's Wife's Wedding. Okay let be break away from the bit to at least address this logic. I don't know about you or anything really about Muslim tradition  but if you told me I had to help with a Wedding under THESE circumstances even back when I was 12 (or 11) I'd tell you to kiss my ass and go fuck yourself. After being brought to I'm guessing the Midwife or Elder Amy slaves over her duties to her awful culture (They film it like that but I stand by what I said about how this situation with cooking for Daddy's New Boo).



After that we get this strange scene with the dress in the closet (Blood? Did someone get hurt?). While taking the Food to the the reception or something Amy looks visibly panicked and breaks off to try and make it to this Movie's Audition (How Meta...). I kid, she makes it to see the Cuties auditioning for the director and producer just as their Rival's come in. After making it back home, the Midwife Elder is waiting for her.



Let me translate... "What the fuck?!"



After getting a mild talking to, the camera zooms out to show how fucked up the filmmakers are. Yes that scene with the Dress from earlier was "Symbolism" for Amy getting her period. Well, Shit I'll just put the rope over here and tie it like so...It doesn't help that they film her looking at her crotch later. The Cuties are mad at Amy because she may have costed them the spot on "Who want's to get Pedophiles Jailed?", they squash it for a bit to wait for the "Talent Call" and head to a local Laser Tag Arcade to ruin two more men's lives.



 
Yeah watch out for these guys too, they aren't long for this world


After they get the call we get another Pedobait Montage. The next day, Amy now "Empowered" by their new found success revamps their looks and struts it for the Director and filming crew but Fat Cutie (remember her?) tosses soda at the Cutie Crew. Amy thinks her Trot skills are up for a one on one but gets put on her ass. They regroup or something and I guess that the day ends.



This Movie Sucks



They show the Poster shot (the one that they are using NOW) but the context is that they bought clothes for the Big dance off and the little brother character is in the back picking up their shit. Later they show more cast photos before getting back home with Amy where her brother is being scolded for having a Mini Drone. Amy BSs her mom and they have dinner. Momsy takes a fall and true to her character at this point in this dumpster fire she doesn't look too concerned.



Little Biches is what they should have called this



Later that night, the guy who Amy stole the Phone from (Remember this dead man?) finds her using his phone. He takes it and yells at her when this happens...

 



Amy uses Thot Trot...No Effect


Yeah, whoeverthefuck is having NONE of her Thot Shit and walks off but determined to be a dumb bitch she snatches the phone, locks herself in the bathroom and takes a picture of her cooter. Oh Yeah Netflix, that's the ticket get that noose nice and tight. She sends the pic online (?????) and quickly gives back the phone. Next day at school, because her snatch was ID-ed online some little prick smacks her ass and calls her a whore in class (well, he's not wrong). So to achieve Peak Cunt in this movie she stabs the boy with someone's pen.


I blame everyone involved in this Film


After finally being disciplined for once, Amy's mother and that Midwife Elder try to banish the super bitch out of her. Unfortunately the filmmakers STILL think they are creating art have Amy hoochie dance during her punishment. The Cuties are fed up with Amy also because yeah they shake their ass for the camera but they aren't sluts.

 

Oh REALLY...


 Amy is still high off achieving Peak Cunt causing the girls to ditch her and hang out with Fat Cutie again (She's Still in this?). But before that there is a scene with another man that should be put on suicide watch for appearing in this. Amy runs into Angelica at the laundry and gets too clingy before the festivities with that whole my Dad's bullshit wedding gets started (the transition was shit like always). They have a scene with a cloaked figure in white but it goes nowhere and Amy heads off the the Pedo Dance Event but not before...



Phat Cutie vs Fat Cutie, whoever wins You're going to Jail!


After shoving Fat Cutie into the drink she heads to the competition just in time to take the stage with the rest of the Jail Bait. After the MOST UNCOMFORTABLE SCENE in this movie we arrive at the opening bit with Amy crying in context (it STILL makes no sense). Amy comes back to the festivities where even after everything she did her Mother still tolerates her. Then the movie tries that Artsy shit with the dress (She NEVER wears that dress) and she goes outside, jumps rope with some randos and "Happy Ending?"


*Slow Clap* Wow Netflix way to stick it to the Patriarchy. Those Manlets and Right Wingers just don't understand film or some shit. Sorry Fuck this Movie, this isn't Art this is the Hill the Far Left Libtards Die on. This makes even movies like the Room or Plan 9 look good because they failed on their own and made NO excuses. This is just Pedo Apologist propaganda that deserves no real analysis just scorn. Find a hole to die in if you're okay with this.

Thursday, August 6, 2020

Nothing like Trying some Classic Techinques



I remembered using these back when I was Animating in Flash. Nothing much but I like how old Anime had special effects or at least visual design like this...





It took a little bit but I have an idea of how to make the bubbles and maybe place them. The sparkles I left out since there's Nothing romantic about the scene although this is is a Shojo Techinque...

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Revue Reviews: Nicky Larson

or "Nicky Larson et le parfum de Cupidon" (2018)

 



Yeah the Steaming Media Scene hasn't Been Kind to me but I bring you More of what Most people don't even care about. We got a Manga/Anime Adaption on our hands and it's City Hunter. Yes the Classic 1985 Street Smart Hero made it to the French Silver Screen with a Slight facelift. The Usual was done, changed the setting , names and maybe a little logic but the spirit is all here.





This Movie has our man Nicky Larson (Ryo Saeba) and Laura Marconi (Kaori Makimura) track down a dangerous Love perfume that could threaten the World.


...And also Nicky needs to shake off a lot of Gay thoughts.


Everything is here the humor, the action and the adventure from the popular manga is all in this French goofball comedy. Even Mammouth (Umibozu) even shows up. There's other surprises in this movie, even a First person action sequence. My main problem is that it played one too many cards in their near perfect adaption (of an adaption) and the pacing is all over the place. They crammed the Manga's ongoing plot in with the overall story and that wouldn't be a problem if they didn't have the movie's plot to break it up. 





Maybe we can't have the perfect movie sometimes.



So after all that, should you watch Nicky Larson (2018)? You bet your Ass you should!




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