Thursday, December 22, 2011

Revue Reviews: Wizardry I-II-III - Story of Llylgamyn (Gaming FAIL!!!)

You leveled up, now go F%&# yourself

This is for all those who thought I didn't give this "game" a try. This moment was brought to you by the letter P...or was it F?

Friday, December 16, 2011

Revue Reviews: Wizardry I-II-III - Story of Llylgamyn


I don't know what to say...what can I say but I hate this game. I asks for so much and gives sooo little and I'm not ragging on the graphics, no this game is not recommended for the sane.





You create a band of lowly teenagers (seriously all your characters are 14-16 at the start) and send them into the Mad Overlords maze of sorts. Look, this is the first game I played that when a character died, they died for real. This can happen after the first five minutes, but I still won...







You'd be surprised how many times that can happen. I really don't like the alignment system mostly, along with the "dice roll" level ups it makes class changing just about impossible.









And it's great to know that there's a PS3 game out for this series too. Yeah, SNES permanent deaths are one thing but I'd like to see the guy's face when his crew gets killed in HD.

Yeah, I'm a bad enough dude to finish this game.