Revue Reviews: Wizardry I-II-III - Story of Llylgamyn (Gaming FAIL!!!)

You leveled up, now go F%&# yourself

This is for all those who thought I didn't give this "game" a try. This moment was brought to you by the letter P...or was it F?

Revue Reviews: Wizardry I-II-III - Story of Llylgamyn

I don't know what to say...what can I say but I hate this game. I asks for so much and gives sooo little and I'm not ragging on the graphics, no this game is not recommended for the sane.

You create a band of lowly teenagers (seriously all your characters are 14-16 at the start) and send them into the Mad Overlords maze of sorts. Look, this is the first game I played that when a character died, they died for real. This can happen after the first five minutes, but I still won...

You'd be surprised how many times that can happen. I really don't like the alignment system mostly, along with the "dice roll" level ups it makes class changing just about impossible.

And it's great to know that there's a PS3 game out for this series too. Yeah, SNES permanent deaths are one thing but I'd like to see the guy's face when his crew gets killed in HD.

Yeah, I'm a bad enough dude to finish this game.

What I've been up to

Well after taking a break I've been working on...

Well as you can see there's a Jem parody coming up as well as some more games.

Oh, not again!!

Revue Reviews: Crayon Shin Chan Orato Asobo (Arcade)

Shinnosuke Nohara the one true mischief maker in his first arcade debut. Well, what could be done with a show about a 5 year old pissing off as many people as possible?

This guy is a frat boy in the making...

 The story is from what I can gather is that Shin and his mom, Misae (Mitsy in the dub) are in a special contest and they have to get to contest hall across the city. On the way they run into characters from the show.

Almost all of them...

To win the Grand prize, each time you run into these characters you play a mini game that ranks up as you win and ranks down when you lose. It's fun at first but there's not that many mini games and it loops often.

After beating the same mini games 20 times in a row you get a choice of 4 possible endings, I like the one where he gets the pearl necklace for his mom but the others well...

Pick which prize Shin will mess up!

I bet Shin is like "Guys are you surprised I did that?"

Another international incident averted.

Curse you Chocobes!!!

It's still a great game even if I barely understand the text. Some of the intro and cut scene animation is good as well.

THAT'S OUR SHOOOW!!